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Okay so when it’s 2am you know what a Kip does? It takes really old outdated jokes and attempts to necro them by putting too much thought into things. That and it just wants an excuse to draw shellfish because when is it not a good excuse to do that…
Anyway maybe my overthought could use explanation
Ardois is a geoduck. Because…his arm…and geoducks have those…things…not that I’m implying Ardois’ arm is phallic in nature I just…yes
Red… uhhh he’s a pecten jacobaeus. I picked that one because color and also it looks sort of like a fantail so bird because he is a bird man.
Momus is a butterclam. I was trying to find something dangerous but the only really dangerous thing about clams is food poisoning, so I went with a clam that has the longest spanning concentration of saxitoxin. Plus saxidomus, saximomus…too close to pass up.
Organ Grinder is a littleneck clam because he has like…no neck or the hunch gives the illusion of no neck.
Richard…er…. a cooked clam because that’s the most barbaric thing I think you can do to a clam since skinning it just wouldn’t have had the same impact.
Yeah… I’m really out of it right now it seemed more clever in my head now it just seems ridiculousss but…
Shells are fun

((Fullviewthing))

Okay so when it’s 2am you know what a Kip does? It takes really old outdated jokes and attempts to necro them by putting too much thought into things. That and it just wants an excuse to draw shellfish because when is it not a good excuse to do that…

Anyway maybe my overthought could use explanation

Ardois is a geoduck. Because…his arm…and geoducks have those…things…not that I’m implying Ardois’ arm is phallic in nature I just…yes

Red… uhhh he’s a pecten jacobaeus. I picked that one because color and also it looks sort of like a fantail so bird because he is a bird man.

Momus is a butterclam. I was trying to find something dangerous but the only really dangerous thing about clams is food poisoning, so I went with a clam that has the longest spanning concentration of saxitoxin. Plus saxidomus, saximomus…too close to pass up.

Organ Grinder is a littleneck clam because he has like…no neck or the hunch gives the illusion of no neck.

Richard…er…. a cooked clam because that’s the most barbaric thing I think you can do to a clam since skinning it just wouldn’t have had the same impact.

Yeah… I’m really out of it right now it seemed more clever in my head now it just seems ridiculousss but…

Shells are fun

♥ 19 — 2 years ago on 15 Jan 2012
  1. snailbits reblogged this from gilfaethwy and added:
    #clams #blood type stuff
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  4. spacecaptainoftheforest reblogged this from gilfaethwy and added:
    OH MY GOD
  5. wrexie reblogged this from phantomsqueaker-archives and added:
    BE CLAM… AND ARDOIS IS A GEODUCK HOLY SUGAR COOKIES (does this mean this video is finally relevant)
  6. phantomsqueaker-archives reblogged this from kabutops and added:
    BE CLAM BE CLAM
  7. kabutops reblogged this from gilfaethwy and added:
    OKAY I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I JUST SAW IT AND OH MY GOD KIP
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